It has to be something in the air. Or in the water. There must be some logical explanation for the stupidity of the American people. Let me see:
Statistics show that many Americans do not believe in evolution. They believe that God created the universe in six days. Satan placed fossils on Earth in order to confuse people and make them accept evolution.
Many believe that from the moment of conception, human life exists, and that therefore it is murder to abort that life. And you know what we do to murderers, now don't you?
The metric system, like the Dewey Decimal System, is for the intellectual elite and foreigners only.
Global climate change is something that liberals, Jews and other unreliable, unAmerican types have conjured up just to get their own way.
Jews and Muslims are mostly communists, as is Obama, and they are behind the whole mess we've gotten into.
We want our country back.
Government is bad, except when it comes to our social security and medicare.
Obamacare is evil. It is socialism. It comes from Europe, and you know what Europe is like.
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